Buzzy News October 28, 2016 at 12:23AM

When they came for our headphone jacks, we were told it was courageous.

When they came for our Escape key, they said it was innovative.

When they asked why the code we wrote was taking longer to produce, the websites slower to roll out and the Internet harder to manage, we told Apple:

We did not answer your call because our wireless headphones were dead, our dongles were lost and our beloved vim editor was forever stuck in input mode.